by James Howard Kunstler
Kunstler.com
“You can start being normal and stop being unhinged anytime you want. Try it. I dare you.” – Aimee Terese on X
The White House, Christmas Eve, 2023. Imagine the painfully lugubrious scene….
“Joe Biden” rattles around in the upstairs “residence” like a BB in a packing crate. Nobody is around besides a few secret service agents, so still at their posts they might as well be statuary. The Big Guy is all alone. His spouse, Dr. Jill, had enough of pretend caretaking quite a while ago, and flew off to Oprah’s place in Santa Barbara for counseling and commiseration. Hunter is Gawd-knows-where doing Gawd-knows-what.
“JB” shuffles out of the residence kitchen, where he just demolished a half gallon of Ben & Jerry’s Americone Dream® ice cream, against his doctor’s orders.