by Simon Black
Sovereign Man
In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where all of this insanity leads.
“Future Headline Friday” is our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path. While our satire may be humorous and exaggerated, rest assured that everything we write is based on actual events, news stories, personalities, and pending legislation.
June 13, 2025: Third grade boy suspended for not wearing a dress
As part of this month’s compulsory pride training at Barack Obama Elementary in Burlington, Massachusetts, teachers spent the past week instructing and testing students in the 107 different gender identities currently recognized by the organization SexualDiversity.org.