by Monica Showalter
Bernie Sanders is famous for railing about billionaires as corrupt. He thunders about corruption, positioning himself as the austere but honest socialist, the guy who sets no store on having tons of money the way those notorious billionaires do.
You don’t need that many choices of deodorant, see. His socialism of yeoman simplicity is what makes him supposedly honest and fair.
Or at least that’s the message he’s got all over his website as he tries to downplay his socialism and up-play his probity. See, he may be socialist and all, but he’s Mr. Clean: