We hate to say we told you so, but we told you so! Just when you thought it was safe to walk outside in New York City with a Double Gulp soda, the nannies have made their intentions clear. They’ll soon be coming for your milk shake and your extra-large popcorn too. And you know they’re not going to be satisfied with these measures. Get ready for mandatory sunblock and forced consumption of skim milk. Because if you keep up your evil ways, you’ll just become a complete burden to the nanny state in your old age. So you must be saved from yourself to save the nanny state from eventual bankruptcy. And bankruptcy is the one thing that all governments have mastered. Within a very short time period, it will become more and more obvious. So drink a Double Gulp toast to the Uber-Nanny Bloomberg and kiss your high calorie treats and your freedom goodbye.
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