by Chris Campbell
Laissez Faire Books
[…] I read a parable a short while ago about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I’m going to do my best today to remember the gist.
One day a man was going through an existential crisis.
So, naturally, he got on his knees and he prayed to the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster to show him Light and Darkness. That way, he could distinguish, once and for all, the difference.
And go forth in that understanding.
The amazing, gracious Great Flying Spaghetti Monster, who from here on will be referred to as simply GFSM (because typing out its full name is already becoming tiresome), to the man’s surprise, appeared and said, “Come, I will show you.”