by Ben Bartee
The Daily Bell
Originally published via Armageddon Prose:
Joyous Thanksgiving tidings, dear AP readers. It’s been just another rainy day here in Southeast Asia with not a green bean casserole or pumpkin pie to be had. Here’s hoping yours is more festive.
“What’s good for the goose is good for the gander,” my Midwestern Irish-Catholic grandmammy often opined, dispensing wisdom as she was wont to do over her morning copy of The Topeka Capitol-Journal, which she treasured second only to the Holy Book, musing over whatever latest hypocritical undertakings of the day by the governing authorities.