by Jeff Berwick
Dollar Vigilante
Dear Joe,
I’m jist a country bumpkin from down south, but there’n some things I don’ unnerstand about dis here Monkeypawx and all the theories flyin’ around.
Have y’all decided if the Monkeypawx is only about fuckin’ people or monkees too?
Theory 1
Because it sure do look like the shingles from where I’m shittin’. And ain’t them folks from Pfizer said shingles is an “adverse effect” from the Covaids?
Theory 2
Or do you reckon the Monkeypawx is a bio-weapon from Russia? I mean, the pawx is only attackin’ the cuhntries boycottin’ Putin and sendin’ money to that actor guy in Ukraine. Also the cuhntries where there ain’t no monkeys, only sheep.