by Jeff Berwick
Dollar Vigilante
Just like Slidin’ Biden, the wind is to blame for the world’s largest cargo ship stuck in the world’s busiest waterway, preventing any other cargo carriers from getting through.
That’s right, the Ever Given, all 220,000-tons of it, ran aground after being blown by strong winds.But not before drawing a big F*%k You penis with its GPS route movements. No one should ever say that its Captain (yet to be named, except to say he is Indian) doesn’t have serious skill. Even the fact checkers…mwoa, mwoa, mwoa…had to agree with the giant dick-pic evident in the ship’s navigation.
[…] Yeah…
Apparently now the ship has been freed, but not before disruptions to global trade, skyrocketing shipping rates, further increase of energy commodities, and an uptick in global inflation.
And who is set to benefit most?