by Jason Simpkins
If there were a zombie apocalypse, would Congress do anything about it?
I don’t think so.
I think every single member would grab up their families and head for some top-secret, heretofore unknown bunker. There would be no search, no funding for a cure — just a bunch of old white dudes hunkered down like Prince Prospero.
The basis for this belief is the way Congress has handled the Zika virus.