Zombies Are Real and Congress Won’t Save Us

by Jason Simpkins
Outsider Club

If there were a zombie apocalypse, would Congress do anything about it?

I don’t think so.

I think every single member would grab up their families and head for some top-secret, heretofore unknown bunker. There would be no search, no funding for a cure — just a bunch of old white dudes hunkered down like Prince Prospero.

The basis for this belief is the way Congress has handled the Zika virus.

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