by Chris Campbell
Laissez Faire Books
Reporting from Monroe, Ohio…
Last June, two Texas cops saved a neighborhood from two hardened criminals.
One was eight years old and the other was seven. Both girls. Probably piggy-tailed. Their crime? Opening up a lemonade stand so to raise enough money to take their dad to Splash Kingdom for Father’s Day…
… wait for the most egregious part…
Without. A. Permit.
[Cue the gasps!]
Monsters!