by Brian Maher
Today we don our reporter’s fedora, sit at our typewriter… and pursue a question truly scandalous.
We will be denounced for fanning “conspiracy theories.” Social media will excommunicate us for hawking “fake news.”
We expect fully to be tried for sedition… and packed off to the gallows for offending God and king.
But we will take the consequences as we must.
For we are hot to expose an illegal Federal Reserve manipulation of the stock market.