Mike Bloomberg, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, has stepped down from his throne to give us the opportunity to vote for him. So sign your NDAs and be prepared for a good ol’ stoppin’ and friskin’ because he’s gonna get your vote one way or another. There is no escaping Mike Bloomberg. There is no avoiding him. Resistance is futile, and you will be assimilated.
Mike. Will. Get. It. Done.