by Rick Ackerman
The economic calendar for Wednesday features nothing in particular — farm prices and pending home sales top the marquee — implying that today almost surely will be another snoozefest on Wall Street. Index futures were revved up to about three rpms with two hours to go before the opening bell, and there was little change in the E-Mini S&Ps, Gold or T-Bonds. Even the unicorn stocks, criminally rigged by institutional arse bandits to provide thrills, chills and spills, are merely treading water with fractional gains or losses at the moment. Perhaps The Players will return to their desks on Tuesday, the day after Labor Day, with something on their tiny minds?