by Greg Guenthner
Another “safe stock” is soaring to new highs this week. And it’s all because so many folks are breaking a sacred American condiment rule…
I’ll let Clint Eastwood’s legendary Dirty Harry character explain exactly what I’m talking about. Harry handled some of the most gruesome crimes that would bring most men to tears. But a sullied hotdog crossed the line.
“You know what really makes me sick to my stomach?” Harry asks in Sudden Impact. “Watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs. Nobody—I mean NOBODY—puts ketchup on hotdogs.”
As you probably know, there are plenty of acceptable hotdog toppings in the world.