Just when you thought it was safe to drink a big gulp soda, America’s number one buzz kill mayor, Nanny Bloomberg is on your butt once again. He’s fed up with your large posterior and he wants you to do something about it. That means that you should be going up and down the stairs instead of taking that handy new invention called the elevator. You know that device perfected by Elisha Otis that made the modern city possible. Bloomberg would like to roll back history to get you down to your fighting weight. But you just won’t listen.
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